You might have heard or read about two serious disorders which can affect children. They are called BEHAVIOURALLY OFFENSIVE YOUTH SYNDROME and KINETIC INSUBORDINATION DISABILITY SYNDROME. I need to carry out a brain scan to find out whether or not you suffer from either of these disorders before you can be passed fit to join the army. Don't worry. It won't hurt too much. Just sit down on my couch and I will ask you a few questions. It's important that you give me honest answers to everything I ask you. If your answer is 'sometimes' or 'I used to' I still want you to answer yes. Click on one of the buttons when you're comfortable and we'll start the brain scan.